Too long have I whined and dined with you, when all you leave me with is a broken spirit and empty pages.
My friends all tell me I should have dumped you long ago - five minutes, five paragraphs, five pages at a time. And yet you persisted. Wooed me with promises of productivity...later, that is. Breathed those words of unworthiness into my ear: you couldn't, you can't, you won't.
I am here to say: yes, I could. Yes, I can. Yes, I will.
And yes, I have - kicked you to the curb, with thousands of words at a time. With my trusty timer, trusty cherry caramels, and even trustier friends, I will leave you once and for all and move on to a greener pasture, where the words may be terrible at first glance, but they are the promise of hope and something better.
We can't be lovers. We can't even be friends. I don't need you anymore, baby. So I will leave you with one final Hi-YAH...
...to say that I hit my Golden Coffee Cup goal and kept right on going.
(Today's goal: another 5K...are you in?)